Tuesday, October 23, 2007

FUNNY LAWYER QUOTES.

Funny lawyer quotes:

* There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable. - Robert Smith Surtees

* Whoever tells the best story wins. - John Quincy Adams

* A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

* Ignorance of the law excuses no man - from practicing it. - Adison Mizner

* In almost every case, you have to read between the lies. - Angie Papadakis

* A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself. - Lord Brougham

* A man is innocent until proven broke. - Anonymous

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